THE PORN ADDICT

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Addiction is probably a word we get used to hear tossed around all time. The common stereotype is that it is often drug-related; well that myth is false. Addiction is basically getting hooked on a particular idea or object without the willpower to resist it. It is seen as bad because most people believe one should be able to make choices regarding any subject whatsoever without being a slave to it. An addict, in most cases, would be in self-denial, constantly telling anyone who cares to listen that they can stop at any time; most times, it turns out that they need to seek professional help. People get hooked to all sorts of things and these things have construed an addiction problem. This brings me to my latest addiction: PORN!!!

Pornography is something we would all come across at a point in our life because it is so generalized and commercial; it is everywhere, from the internet to the live ones. Striking puberty, we suddenly become aware that we have a sexual nature, the initial nudging urge to have fun while procreating. It hits us with a big bang and continues to dazzle and bamboozle our minds and senses. We all want to find out this strange feeling that has befallen us. The thirst to know and the urge to explore becomes inherent and the opposite sex starts to possess a certain appeal. Some people choose to remain in the dark and never get the opportunity to have carnal knowledge of the things which the opposite sex have to offer until very later in life; the sharp, daring ones however take that bold step and in the process, are introduced to nude pictures (At this point, I’ll focus on the dudes because, oh well… We’re the main addicts). Filling their heads with images of voluptuous curves and the intimate parts of the adult female, the eyes provide the perfect gateway for their baby steps into the porn world.

Just like inception, the idea and picture has been planted in their minds and the tingle that comes from the first view keeps them coming back for more until a newer world is opened up to them again: Videos. Videos bring along an endless world of pleasure viewing. With the porn industry constantly spewing out videos with more innovation and ideas, the individual is steadily falling down the tunnel of porn addiction. Sounds and motion pictures all serve and provide a higher form of sexual arousal and at this point, it is safe to say, “YOU ARE HOOKED”. You become an expert, yes, an expert in the world of porn. Brunettes, Blondes, Redheads are just a few categories but you know more than that, don’t you??!! You know the styles, positions and even, in extreme cases, the names of a whole load of pornstars.

Now with all these descriptions and verbal paintings, Bayo is not innocent. Yes, I’m probably hooked to that stuff and oh well, it construes a problem most times. All girls, sorry beautiful girls, I lay my eyes on, seem to be sexual entities. Their anatomical contour/ gluteus maximus seem to keep me raptured in reverie, lost in the thoughts of my abased mind. Don’t get me start on the mammary glands, I can stare at those beauties all day. Of course, I don’t act on these fantasies because I’m a coward but then you’ve all been undressed in my mind, don’t judge me.

Now there are rules for watching porn. They have to be strictly adhered to for safety.

Rule 1: Know your environment and take precautionary measures to prevent the disruption of your quiet time.

Rule 2: If you have to watch porn, watch it only with your niggas. No other nigga should know of your extra-curricular activities.

Rule 3: When you see a guy with a laptop in a closed corner with a raised blanket, he’s probably watching porn.

Rule 4: Have a “fire-escape” in case, you have to close or minimize your video. They may include extra tabs or even another movie or anything that won’t arouse suspicion

Rule 5: When watching porn with your niggas, in the heat of the action, avoid body contact. It is morally wrong

The world of porn has come to stay and is not going anywhere so we might as well adjust to suit our viewing pleasures. And in the process, check out these names: Skin Diamond, Tori Black, Cherookee D’Ass, Tori Lane, Rachel Starr, Alexis Texas, Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane, Jada Fire (retired), Rihanna Rhimes (retired), Tweety Valentine, Mason Moore, Bella Morreti and the rest of the crew. Just to mention a few from my obsessed head.

P.S: It has come to my knowledge that girls do watch porn and perhaps even more than the male counterparts. If this is true, well, more grease to their elbows. It seems the sexual pleasure which porn gives off has rubbed off on the ladies but then it still remains a mystery to me as to why they do watch it…

As usual, these are just the ramblings in my head. Feel free to take it or leave it

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